@Sprachtor said:

So, I have tired and tried...It just seems hopeless at this point. Why doesn't he enjoy Phish like I do? I don't know what songs to play to turn him on to the greatness that is Phish.

Any suggestions?

How can I hook this young ph/fish. It pains me to see someone in my family not get it.

Et tu, Brute?

Something about this thread seems familiar.

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)

@Slothberries said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)

I've heard of docking. I think it only works for uncircumsized pagans.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Slothberries said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)

I've heard of docking. I think it only works for uncircumsized pagans.

Wouldn't that be considered more of a sword fight?

@forbin1 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Slothberries said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)

I've heard of docking. I think it only works for uncircumsized pagans.

Wouldn't that be considered more of a sword fight?

Think....picture it....vomit when you get it

@forbin1 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Slothberries said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond

i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)

I've heard of docking. I think it only works for uncircumsized pagans.

Wouldn't that be considered more of a sword fight?

docking involves an insertion, like a space shuttle docking with a satellite.

EDIT: actually I think the referrence comes from mid-air refueling like a F-16 docking with a fuelship

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@forbin1 said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@Slothberries said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "you guys should touch weiners, it completes the cousin-cousin bond"i believe they call that "docking" (you can thank a sick f*** that i work with for that mental image)"

I've heard of docking. I think it only works for uncircumsized pagans."

Wouldn't that be considered more of a sword fight?"

docking involves an insertion, like a space shuttle docking with a satellite."

so gross...

@Sprachtor said:

It just sucks sitting here at 9:30 at night going over multiple scenarios for hooking this young lad. I feel I may be losing him.

Hogchoker- Maybe there is something to that.

candy... tons of candy- but no mustache. kids as young as three recognize that stereotype these days

lock him n you up naked in a small dark room with TTE on repeat till he get's it?

@JayDubya said:

Something about this thread seems familiar.

@CornFromAJar said:

i take my little cousin to shows. He digs it.
Got him up to the rail at Portsmouth last year.
He fell asleep in Birmingham, though. The little guy was EXHAUSTED. He's a very fragile 22.
After the show, people were walking by, seeing him passed out, and asking me "is that guy okay? do you know him?"

pointless story.......move along.

I always see people blacked out on the ground at fests at the end of the night and its such a weird situation. They look dead, but technically they can sleep there all night, so you don't want to disturb them to check to see if they need medics or something.

@Sprachtor said:

So, I have tired and tried...It just seems hopeless at this point. Why doesn't he enjoy Phish like I do? I don't know what songs to play to turn him on to the greatness that is Phish.

Any suggestions?

How can I hook this young ph/fish. It pains me to see someone in my family not get it.

Phish isn't for every one. When will you stop forcing your music/penis into his ears?

My little cousin (see pathetic picture above).....when I first got my hands on him, all he listened to was japanese music from the bukakee anime cartoons he likes, and some really douchy 80's music like Depeche Mode.

I straightened him out QUICK FAST.

I wouldn't call him the world's most devoted phan......but he enjoys the Phish now.
Still listens to that tucking Jap music, though.

Kids..........(sigh)

@forbin1 said:

Ive heard of docking..What's the pink sock?

I'd suggest starting your research at urban dictionary. Then decide whether to take it to google image search.

Also, this was not the right thread to read during lunch.

Well, I tried the Penis thing. Still no take.

Even tried "crossing the streams"

Heard this could be dangerous somewhere

@CornFromAJar said:

Here is my little cousin sleeping in Birmingham last year.
The pathetic little TUCK slept through the entire second set. I will NEVER forgive his ass for that crap!!! LOL
http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u380/Moonduckie78/IMG_1220_zps67ba02d3.jpg

You should have drawn a penis on his face. BOOM! I just brought this thread full circle (not a euphemism as far as I know).

@CornFromAJar said:

@forbin1 said:

Ive heard of docking..What's the pink sock?

Bahahaha THE PINK SOCK is my specialty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha congrats, you're now in the 1% of nastiest posts ever on .net.