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Vice Hipster Prick Writer Strikes Again

BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey Is this all because I hid all his knitted beanies? Some people really can't take a joke...
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Borkwett Permalink
Borkwett Are you a writer if your words are online and not in print? Everyone can post online...
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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey We're all just giving him ammunition to use when disparaging us to the 73 people who have read his blog.
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TheEmu Phish.net Staff Permalink
TheEmu I didn't even read the first article, but when you provoke people and then whine about them getting pissed at you, that's a special level of douchebaggery.

1.5/10
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myMomaDontDance Permalink
myMomaDontDance lol can't stop laughing at all the comments he's gotten. We're a muhhh f***in phamily baby!!!
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ledzepmaster Permalink
ledzepmaster I told you, he must have a PT account.
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frump Permalink
frump lol

an appropriate response, ifeel
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 Ignorance must not actually be bliss.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Jimmymac03 said:
Ignorance must not actually be bliss.
You're describing hipster ignorance; its supposed to be ironic.
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mattsox94 Permalink
mattsox94 He mentions PT and even screencapped a thread... Anyone could do that but I swear he actually has an account.
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mgh2001 Permalink
mgh2001 @BernardShakey said:
We're all just giving him ammunition to use when disparaging us to the 73 people who have read his blog.
No, not in this case. We are actually making him look unprofessional (he stooped to PT level), which is exactly what writers aren't suppose to be.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker The idea of a unified wook offensive is pretty hilarious.

"Drop the bongs boys, we're going to war!"
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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey @mgh2001 said:
@BernardShakey said:
We're all just giving him ammunition to use when disparaging us to the 73 people who have read his blog.
No, not in this case. We are actually making him look unprofessional (he stooped to PT level), which is exactly what writers aren't suppose to be.
I know, I was just making fun of him with a really low estimate of viewers, I don't actually think we look bad. The phan comments are way funnier, too. He trash talked a beloved band because, what, it isn't hipster enough, or the fans don't drink PBR and wear glasses when they have perfect vision? He wasn't intellectual at all in his criticisms, just rehearsed stale points that really have no merit, probably lifted from some other affected douche with a blog and a banal collection of preconceived notions. Very weak writer, weaker humorist.
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 ::goes to war::
::brings bong::
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frump Permalink
frump @Jimmymac03 said:
::goes to war::
::brings bong::
::brings cheetos::
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frump Permalink
frump ready for battle.

Image
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @frump said:
@Jimmymac03 said:
::goes to war::
::brings bong::
::brings cheetos::
Don't forget the djembas, we won't last a week out there without crunchy beats to bring our souls closer to mother dirtclod.
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DirtyAl1173 Permalink
DirtyAl1173 Wow! This is hilarious (from both sides). I posted the original article in the "Want to get Pissed?" thread here on .net. I've since learned that I should've copy/pasted the article in order to keep his hits down. Check. Will do next time.

I also made the picture that says "I blow goats" but I only posted it once in the other thread. I'm flattered that it somehow got back to dear Ben and he felt inclined to include it in his "make-good" article.

Now, sure, maybe it was petty for me to start a hate thread about the guy here. But I also felt that his attack was not only on the band but the fans that listen to them. So, I had to respond in kind.

But I am surprised by everyone rising up to flood this guy's email and twitter accounts. And I don't think its completely a bad thing. Not the death threats per say -- that's really not my bag. When someone decides to go on the internet and spew hatred (regardless of the band, person, whatever) then they should be responded to. We should say, "Hey that's B.S. and I'm calling you out on it!" And this guy posted it onto the internetz knowing that a lot of people would see it and he's left himself open to a response. You can't just NOT respond to people acting like jerks.

Maybe the world could be a better place if we didn't tolerate this kind of stupidity.

I don't know. I mean we're talking about a band here not, like, Martin Luther King or someone as important, you know? But the guy made me mad and I had to share in my anger with like-minded pholks.

One thing's for sure, no one will ever talk shit about Phish publicly again. At least not without preparing for the impending wook attack. ;)
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geogaddi Permalink
geogaddi hahaha i think his first article is hilarious.
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller @geogaddi said:
hahaha i think his first article is hilarious.
i do too, thought it was a joke. if this dude was smart he would put up the best articles that he has, or maybe if Vice was smart; they are getting a ton of traffic - ive been to that shitty site twice reading that d bags articles
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Zutroy Permalink
Zutroy Guys, why do you care? Do you like Phish?

If so who gives a f#ck about this guy's opinion? And why go to his website and give him traffic. He knows he's going to get a reaction from the Phish crowd. Stop giving the guy what he wants.

That's why he keeps doing it.
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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan Yall are giving this guy WAAAAYYYYY too much attention. Trying to be edgy doesn't make you a journalist. Its just another clown blogger who found a captive audience. Of course its all negative attention but he still succeeded
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bobbob Permalink
I really dont see the big deal. Is he an uninformed twathead? Of course. I found the article pretty funny though at times. I didnt agree with it at other times. It's just the dudes opinion. Eat some xanax and relax.
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GhettoSloth Permalink
GhettoSloth he should have studied Pooperthoughts.wordpress.com
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MiguelSanchez Permalink
MiguelSanchez i can't believe so many people took the time to respond to this. can a publication be taken seriously if it's geared towards hipsters?
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theUNITmonster Permalink
theUNITmonster I think it wouldn't be as big a deal if he just stuck to insulting the band. But the ass took a HUGE jab at the fan base calling us things like "human garbage". We see music critics burn the music all the time, but a lot of good hardworking people took offense to this and saw it as a personal attack. Of coarse everyone can have their own opinion. But like my daddy always said: opinions are like assholes. Everyone has em and they all stink!
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deBebbler Permalink
deBebbler I thought this was the best quote out of this whole morass. Especially the last bit.

Crew Newcomer · Greensburg - Salem High School
Uh oh. Someone stuck their dick in a beehive and thought nothing would sting. And that's our fault. Everyone knows that when you accuse thousands of people of being retarded heroin addicts and then leave your personal information lying around, you're not supposed to face any consequences. That's how life works. And bitching makes you a journalist.
The Phish community didn't exactly cover itself in glory with their responses, but overall, it was highly entertaining.
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