The sky is snowing its ass off outside. When I was a kid, it was my favorite thing to go apeshit out in the snow all day. Never would I have thought back then that school could ruin snow at night, on a weekend.

But here I am on a Saturday night with a sweet white carpet out on the city, researching goddamn Maryland laws for Covenents Not to Compete for an outline that just HAS to be due on Super Bowl goddamn Sunday.

I'm shaking in my boots man... I NEED TO PARTY. That snow is begging for my name to be scrolled upon it in alcohol laden yellow glory.

DAMN YOU TIDEWATER VETERINARY CLINIC (plaintiff)... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

@JayDubya said:

I'll have a beer and a bowl in your honor.

Do it!

...by which I really mean overdo it

@JayDubya said:

I may need your representation in the future.

.net discounts all around

Escpecially to nonwooks, and supplywooks

A cemetery is the best place to sled other than a golf course.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@mattsox94 said:

A cemetery is the best place to sled other than a golf course.

The older the cemetery the better too.

Truth. The one we used to sled in was from the 1700's

@Jimmymac03 said:

I got a big hill and open fields on the side of a mountain right behind my house. Best sleddi g you can get and only 10% chance of death. It is awesome. I'll take some #3 action when we get more snow.

I almost went to school in VT... Norwich University.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

I got a big hill and open fields on the side of a mountain right behind my house. Best sleddi g you can get and only 10% chance of death. It is awesome. I'll take some #3 action when we get more snow.

I almost went to school in VT... Norwich University.

You would have been eating my meat... and produce.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

I got a big hill and open fields on the side of a mountain right behind my house. Best sleddi g you can get and only 10% chance of death. It is awesome. I'll take some #3 action when we get more snow.

I almost went to school in VT... Norwich University.

You would have been eating meat... and produce.

pretty sure I do this every day.

I'm so glad I didn't go there. I heard they have the highest suicide rate in the country. I think they only had one bar in town and one in Montpelier.

Thought MIT had the highest rate?

@mattsox94 said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@Jimmymac03 said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@Jimmymac03 said: "I got a big hill and open fields on the side of a mountain right behind my house. Best sleddi g you can get and only 10% chance of death. It is awesome. I'll take some #3 action when we get more snow."

I almost went to school in VT... Norwich University."

You would have been eating meat... and produce."

pretty sure I do this every day.

I'm so glad I didn't go there. I heard they have the highest suicide rate in the country. I think they only had one bar in town and one in Montpelier."

Thought MIT had the highest rate?"

...just googled it, you're right, it's MIT.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker Norwich is up there though, aren't they?

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

I edited that. I suck at the internet.

You're a farmer? How many teeth do you have?

@Jimmymac03 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

I edited that. I suck at the internet.

You're a farmer? How many teeth do you have?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_soY3d4LJqV4/SSs35CGjkMI/AAAAAAAACWA/qNtW4glCGjg/s400/farmers.jpg

You raise veal?

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@JayDubya said:

I may need your representation in the future.

.net discounts all around

Escpecially to nonwooks, and supplywooks

::Bakes Special Cookies for TCH::

Can I get your card?

We had Old Tower Hill on Old Tower Rd for kick ass sledding where I grew up. One side of the hill let off into thick woods, another side went toward sidewalks and homes a little further, another side to a wooded drop off into back yards, and the popular sledding side had a few choice monster trees and let off on the main drag through town... (old tower rd). I really was awesome.
I lost one of those rainbow tailed dragon kites to those monster trees... I was so sad. I think my brother still has his to this day. jerk

::whips out shlong, writes "Crested Hogchoker" in snow with urine::

In your honor'd

I'm pretty swamped with schoolwork myself....probably not gonna be able to watch the Bowl either.

@Superballin said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@Superballin said:

I almost went to Norwich too @the_Crusty_Hogbanger

Only two days of leave per year... honestly, when I was 19, I probably would have murdered someone under those circumstances.

I had a cousin who graduated from there and they really wanted me to play ball, but I just couldn't see myself lasting there.

I was hoping to play fullback up there, but I think at the time they had one dude that made all conference and of course he's a sophomore fullback. They were getting the shit kicked out of them week in and week out too. I was thinking there's no way I'm going to freeze my ass of in the middle of nowhere to get limited playtime for a shitball team.