@SkyTrainWand said:

@_Hero said:

@SkyTrainWand said:

@_Hero said:

Remember how indestructible Nokias used to be before the Americans got a hold of them?

http://geekshumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Nokia-indestructible.jpg
F'kin environmental awfulness of planned obsolescence is astronomical; it's incalculable.

Finns and the EU used to make amazing telephones.

Now everything is Android or IPhone, and both of those are nothing but EXPENSIVE SPYWARE!

Pay Your Peeping Tom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pwb4Y9INWY

I own a Samsung Galaxy and it is freaking huge. It barely fits in my pocket and putting it there makes it hard to fit anything else, even a lighter is annoying to grab out

Oh, that's a simple fix, Monk. You just need a smaller dick!

And you just recently decided you don't like me because...?

I like you just fine.
But it is true I'm more than a little jelly at the all the ladies you've been dating lately.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy your balls are swinging low, but I just I could say that mine, too, were so pendulous.